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Sunday, June 15, 2008

THIS JUST IN: Lisa Garza is a HUMAN!

Lisa sheds a tear on this week's episode of FN*.  While her "TV" presentation of her potato dish seemed smart, believable, and on-point - it lasted only 15 of the required 60 seconds. She spent the remaining 45 looking dumbfounded at the camera when she realized her blunder and had nothing left to say. Thankfully her dish was tasty, and she shined during her "personal product" presentation to Martha Stewart, who enjoyed her habanero/balsamic orange marmalade (or whatever the hell it was). Martha not only seemed to enjoy the food, but also how Lisa gushed over her and expressed what an inspiration she has been to her. I'm pretty sure Martha found that to be rather tasty as well.